President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Speckled vintage wear texture is

Speckled vintage wear texture is visible throughout the letterforms

rendered in browns

Booger would be proud you kept the crest looking official

my arms like iron

President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Speckled vintage wear texture isTeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text