I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex Sweatshirt Westerns Jimmie's blend earned genuine respect

Jimmie's blend earned genuine respect in the worst possible customer environment

An eagle with a Les Paul is just giving that heckle the arena rock funeral it deserves

Inspired by National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Crawling through a river of filth apparently earns you a small business license and boat insurance

I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex Sweatshirt Westerns Jimmie's blend earned genuine respectPulling off a dive nobody's landed in decades requires either elite athleticism or total ignorance of physics. Thornton Melon brought both and the judges still gave him the win. Inspired by Back to School. The Details: White text reads "I WITNESSED THORNTON MELON'S" above large bold text reading "TRIPLE LINDY" beside a white silhouette of a diver and a multi level diving platform. A ribbon banner below contains "1986" flanked by two stars, with "GLU