Blue Steel - Derek Zoolander - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal Consulting your inner Spicoli guarantees

Consulting your inner Spicoli guarantees the worst possible outcome

with striped accents and a pole extending to a grassy base

White lowercase bold sans-serif text on the left reads "where my hose at

Named for the crop that built the town

Blue Steel - Derek Zoolander - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal Consulting your inner Spicoli guaranteesMastering Blue Steel requires the same discipline as a nuclear launch sequence, except the only thing getting destroyed is every camera within a fifty foot radius. Somehow Le Tigre looks exactly the same and nobody cares. Inspired by Zoolander. The Details: A digital illustration of Derek Zoolander's face in clean vector art style shows dark spiky hair, muted skin tones, and bold black outlines. Light blue metallic text reading "BLUE STEEL" sits below