President George Sloshington - Women's T-Shirt kokomo Bold distressed gold text reading

Bold distressed gold text reading "BANDIT" spans the center in a blocky vintage font

Shower curtain rings as corporate currency is the kind of hustle that would make Wall Street weep

Ralphie's old man treated that fishnet-clad trophy like the Louvre just called

Roller skating in a sport coat is the 1950s equivalent of wearing a blazer to a pool party

President George Sloshington - Women's T-Shirt kokomo Bold distressed gold text readingGeorge Sloshington ran one of the largest whiskey distilleries in America, so putting a beer in his hand is basically a historically accurate downgrade. Founding a nation and a drinking problem, and only one made it onto the currency. The Details: A digital illustration of George Washington in a red and blue colonial military uniform with gold epaulettes holds a frothy pint glass of beer. White spaced text reads "PRESIDENT" above larger white serif